Those Little Things that Drive Me Nuts

So I have been thinking lately, thinking long and hard, about all the things that irk me.  Astonishingly enough, almost everything that pisses me off has something to do with driving and being on the road (because let's face it...we all know that everyone else drives like shit except me).

Well today I found what pisses me off when I'm not in my vehicle.  It just hit me in the face and said, "Hello!  This totally pisses you off every time; I can't believe you didn't remember me!".

And what is that little deviant piece of behavior that really chaps my ass?  As shocking as it to believe; I cannot STAND when people DO NOT clear out the timer on the microwave when they stop the cooking process prior to the amount of time they originally set.  Don't leave you're little 14 seconds dangling there until I need to use the microwave!  It's like a food preparation dingle berry!  I think it pisses me off more so that it takes me a couple seconds to realize that the damn things isn't broken, but some lazy ass has not cleared the display.  And that is all. 

Ok, so here it goes...

My VERY first Blog Post.  My very first spark of brilliance.  That would be all fine and dandy, except I have been up since 3 am.  I also seem to have left any brilliance I might bestow upon you at home in my new, super uncomfortable bed (I've slept on concrete that was more comfortable).  And quite frankly, I have no clue what the hell this blogging shit is all about; but my bestie Carri seems to really enjoy it because she's blogging like EVERY day now.    Plus this short little dude just walked in the office and wants to inspect our "been-out-of-date-since 2007" fire extinguishers.  What a treat!  Adding insult to injury, I get to leave in about an hour and a half and stand in line at the County Recorder's Office to FINALLY pick up copies of the birth certificates for the two children I gave birth to over five months ago... jeebus I am a slacker.  More on the kids later... not more about me being a slacker.  I don't want to look any worse than I already do, ha!